sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
tell me about the fingering
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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