Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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