I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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