1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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