Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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