dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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