He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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