he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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