I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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