We're like a lot better than the average bears
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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