he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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