If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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