I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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