How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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