Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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