is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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