i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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