I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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