Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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