Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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