If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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