Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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