idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just threw up on my dentist
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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