So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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