But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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