But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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