fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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