he puts the penis in happiness.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We have so much sex to catch up on
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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