I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
