I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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