Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
this will be a night to untag.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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