would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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