Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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