I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i believe in u and ur pee
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