ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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