where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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