Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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