Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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