you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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