i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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