she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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