Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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