the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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