i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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