I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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