all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
bring money and cleavage
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
organizing the empties. That sober.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
