apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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