He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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