I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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