I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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