Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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