TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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