is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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