If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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