paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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